You know your love life has gotten stale when you wake up in the morning with a big hickey on your nose... from the Breathe-Right® Strip keeping your sinuses open.
You know your family knows you well when, after years of turning down alcohol at family functions, you get beer for Christmas.
You know you've been subjected to false advertising when your Bark-Off® ultrasonic device doesn't actually stop the dog from barking, but instead pisses him off and everyone else as well.
You know your family knows you well when, after years of turning down alcohol at family functions, you get beer for Christmas.
You know you've been subjected to false advertising when your Bark-Off® ultrasonic device doesn't actually stop the dog from barking, but instead pisses him off and everyone else as well.
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