You know you're getting older when the Thanksgiving dinner conversation centers on incontinence and colonoscopies, yet the only thing on your mind is, "Mmm... cranberries."
You know you're getting older when you return from a four-day holiday, and the first thing on your mind is how much you need to catch up on your leafy greens and fiber.
You know you're getting older when you finally gather the courage to talk to your eye-popping, knee-quaking crush of several months, only to find that he has several children old enough to run around.
You know you've got issues when you can barely contain your excitement for a thorough airport pat-down.
You know you're getting older when you return from a four-day holiday, and the first thing on your mind is how much you need to catch up on your leafy greens and fiber.
You know you're getting older when you finally gather the courage to talk to your eye-popping, knee-quaking crush of several months, only to find that he has several children old enough to run around.
You know you've got issues when you can barely contain your excitement for a thorough airport pat-down.
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